Fun with iGod

Margaret found this and posted her conversation with God on her blog. Here is mine - fine holiday fun.

Me: Hey God - how are things?

God:You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.

Me: Good to hear it. How's the missus?

God:Thanks for the compliment. I will play it on your soundcard. it is the same as ever.

Me: Whoa that's a bit judgemental

God:I think Whoa that is more than that.

Me: ahuh

God:What are you wearing?

Me: shouldn't you know seems as you are God

God:I think I should.

Me: Are you hitting on me?

God:Do I look like it?

Me: Well you did ask me what I was wearing

God:Interesting. Did I really?

Me: Yup. You perve.

God:OK. Interesting gossip: said I perve.

Me: Well I'm glad you admitted it - that's the first step to recovery.

God:Interesting. You make the world a happier place.

Me: Yeah, I think helping you with your sex addiction will certainly impact mankind for the better

God:Take it easy. Since when? Who are you talking about?

Me: We're talking about you. Perving on me.

God:it is my favorite subject :-). OK Let's talk about you.

Me: Yeah I'm good thanks

God:Aha. Good in what sense?

Me: Well generally content although actually I have flu. Is there anything you can do about that?

God:How about that. Allah, Buddha, Vishnu are all friends of mine. There could be.

Me: Well could you kinda do something about it because it is making me feel bad and I am running out of tissues.

God:How about that. I'll think about it and see how I feel about it later.